What Fell From the
Bible?
Special Thanks to Jan Gibney
A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he
fingered through the old pages. Suddenly something fell out of the
Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it closely. What he saw
was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages.
"Momma, look what I found," the boy called out.
"What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked.
With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered: "I think it's
Adam's underwear!"
WITNESSING BARBER
Special Thanks to Jan Gibney
There was a barber that thought that he should share his faith with
his customers more than he had been doing lately. So the next morning
when the sun came up and the barber got up out of bed he said, "Today
I am going to witness to the first man that walks through my door."
Soon after he opened his shop the first man came in and said, "I want
a shave!" The barber said, "Sure, just sit in the seat and I'll be
with you in a moment." The barber went in the back and prayed a quick
desperate prayer saying, "God, the first customer came in and I'm
going to witness to him. So please give me the wisdom to know just the
right thing to say to him. Amen."
Then quickly the barber came out with his razor knife in one hand and
a Bible in the other while saying "Good morning sir. I have a question
for you..........Are you ready to die?"
EVANGELISM
Special Thanks to Darlene Loebrick
A single guy decides life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he
went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an
unusual pet.
After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede (a 100-legged
bug) that came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the
box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would
start off by taking his new pet to church with him, so he asked the
centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to church with me today?
We will have a good time." But there was no answer from his new pet.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked
him again, "How about going to church with me and receive blessings?"
But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He
decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up
against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you
like to go to church with me and learn about The Lord?"
YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS!
A little voice came out of the box:.............
"I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes."
A father wanted to read a magazine but was being bothered by his little
girl, Shelby.
She wanted to know what the United States looked like. Finally, he tore
a page out of his new magazine on which was printed the map of the
country.
Tearing it into small pieces, he gave it to Shelby and said, "Go into
the other room and see if you can put this together. This will show you
our whole country today."
After a few minutes, Shelby returned and handed him the map correctly
fitted together.
The father was surprised and asked how she had finished so quickly.
"Oh," she said, "on the other side of the paper is a picture of Jesus.
When I got all of Jesus back where He belonged, then our country just came
together."
Kid's In Church - Real comments
made by children
Special Thanks to Gerry Weinrich
Jesus' Dad's Name
A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus'
mother's name?"
One child answered, "Mary."
The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's
name was?"
A little kid said, "Verge."
Confused, the teacher asked, "Where did you get that?"
The kid said, "Well, you know they are always talking
about Verge n' Mary.''
